The 15 Worst Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman

Whether you’re told that you look huge or your stretch marks are showing, read on for the 15 worst (yet hilarious) things Bumpies have ever heard while sporting a baby bump.

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“Wow, your husband must make some big babies!” -- chocomama499
What to Say Back: “Yep, he’s a keeper!”

“Do you know who the father is?” -- prncs<3monok
What to Say Back: “Your husband.” (Okay, we know you wouldn’t actually say this, but her reaction would be pretty priceless.)

“You’re definitely having a girl since your butt is getting so big!” -- 34_packerslvr
What to Say Back: “I know -- it’s improving my dance moves like crazy!”

“Wow, check out those stretch marks!” -- RL_dvalite_RL
What to Say Back: “My husband and I think they’re sexy.”

“I hope it comes out normal.” -- B2BobsessedSF
What to Say Back: “Well, no matter what, I’ll be sure to teach him the manners you seem to lack.”

“Aren’t you too old to have another baby?” -- soholoft*
What to Say Back: (Point to belly) “Guess not!”

“I bet you’re glad you had her prematurely so that you wouldn’t get so big.” -- tennisgurl4
What to Say Back: “Actually, I care more about my baby’s health than gaining weight.”

“Is it the same dad as your first?” -- frenchiespn2811
What to Say Back: “Maybe not. I never thought of that.”

“Are you sure this is what you want?” -- wunderbread2
What to Say Back: “Yes. Thanks for asking, though!”

“You’ll never sleep again!” -- 90210str
What to Say Back: “I’m looking forward to many sleepless nights with my new baby.”

“Are you having triplets? You look huge!” -- lady_bugg
What to Say Back: “How many months along are you?”

“Did this happen before or after the wedding?” -- 45_bestr
What to Say Back: “Who knows? We’ve always had a great sex life!”

“You’re pregnant? I just thought you were eating too much!” -- *greenflwrgirl*
What to Say Back: “It’s a little weird that you were keeping tabs on my diet.”

“Are you sure you should be having another baby?” -- wolverinemom7
What to Say Back: “Are you sure you should be asking such a rude question?”

“You should have a c-section. They’re so easy.” -- 55sportgal
What to Say Back: “I wouldn’t ever call surgery easy.”

What’s the worst comment you’ve heard while pregnant? Add it to our list!

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The Worst Things to Say to Someone TTC
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