Shocking Confessions From the Delivery Room

What happens in the delivery room, stays in the delivery room. Except for these uncensored and wild labor stories Bumpies fessed up to!

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“I projectile-vomited on my midwife -- we all laughed hard. It’s gross, I know, but to this day she says I laughed the baby out.” -- hungouttobuy

“During delivery my husband and my doctor were talking about sports and breakfast. I wanted to say, ‘Hello! Delivering here. I’m hungry too, so shut up!’” -- Kristi O.

“There was a 5.7 earthquake happening when I was in the middle of labor!” -- momversation

“I had to fight with the nurses to keep my bra on -- I won, by the way.” -- Karen B.

“I was given sleeping pills, and instead of falling asleep, I started hallucinating -- Harry Potter and Dumbledore wouldn’t leave me alone.” -- Darlene L.

“The doctors were talking about their vacations while they stitched me up after my c-section -- like I wasn’t there.” -- Katie

“My husband fell asleep while holding up one of my legs when I was pushing.” -- Jen

“There was a tornado warning, and the doctors had my bed pushed away from the windows and positioned near an open doorway in case I had to go into an interior hallway to deliver.” -- Diane F.

“As soon as the baby came out, I had a very desperate craving for cake!” -- Salma Z.

“My baby peed on the nurse as they were prepping to cut the cord -- it was a perfect arch that went over me and onto the nurse.” -- Tabitha

Plus, more from The Bump:

Craziest Places Moms Went Into Labor

He Said WHAT in the Delivery Room?

Incredible Photos of Childbirth!

-- Sarah Yang

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