“No Child of Mine Will Ever…”

Becoming a mom sure gets you thinking about parenting. What will you absolutely not allow your kids to do? Bumpies share what their limits are.

“No male child of mine will ever wear skinny jeans. No man should wear skinny jeans -- nobody wants to see your kibbles and bits all jammed up like that. Gross!” -- allisonmarie22

“They’ll never run around a huge department store because I’m too busy to watch them.” -- Eliesc2

“Play video games before homework!” -- Natalie&Mark

“My child will never lag behind me while keep walking because I’m too lazy to carry them or hold their hand. I hate it when parents do this! How easy would it be for someone to snatch your child?” -- EmmaRJ

“No baby or child of mine will ever accompany my husband and me to a very loud, very late concert because we couldn’t get a sitter. We were at a concert once and this couple was sitting right in front of the speaker -- their baby cried all night and they didn’t leave until the second encore!” -- apollonia10

“She’ll never be subject to participate in a beauty pageant of any kind! It’s child abuse!” -- Liz_Moss

“No child of mine will ever run around in a restaurant. I hate that! Not only is it annoying to the other diners but it’s dangerous!” -- mscandyman

“No child of mine will ever go a single day without hearing how loved they are.” -- AmKaSaw

Plus, more from The Bump:

How to Parent as a Team

Biggest New Parent Surprises

How Can I Teach My Child What No Means?

-- Sarah Yang

Nov 16, 2011

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